Joy in the Journey

Sunday, August 7, 2011

The Funny Things Said...

Jessica, a teacher at Fairway Primary School

I love the cultural differences that I’ve been able to experience since being here. Some of the things people say I can’t really imagine being said in the US, at least not in front of me. But here, I find it hilarious!



Boda boda driver:

“You are heavy. I think you eat nice meals.”

(Yes, thank you, my self esteem just shot through the roof :) )



Our teacher friend, Jessica:

“Oh no! The mosquitos, they have gotten your face!”

Me: “Actually Jessica, that’s acne.”

Jessica: “What’s acne? Oh, your skin? It does not like the weather?”

Me: “Right…it does not like the weather…”


Random man I met at the church in Kampala:

(as I walked past him without saying anything)

“You will not greet me??”

me: Oh, I’m sorry. Hello, how are you?

Man: Fine, how are you?

Me: I’m doing well, thanks. What’s your name?

Man: (tells me his name)

Me: I’m called Ashley.

Man: Are you married?

Me: No, I’m not married, I’m single.

Man: I want to marry you.

Me: Well….sorry. You’ll have to keep looking.

(Wow, and all this time I thought marriage was a miracle! Who knew it could be this easy :) )


Jude, a young man in the branch. He was talking to Sarah and I about dating in the US:

Sarah: “Every boy loves Ashley. They just line up to date her” (ps, not even remotely near a fragment of the truth)

Jude: Oh, so they like her because she is heavier?

(again, thank you. I may need to see a therapist upon my return :) )

1 comment:

  1. Wow! I just read this. I laughed out loud, not cause it's true but because it's so awkward, ya people would never say that here :)

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